If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine printis another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you giverespect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you thinkeverything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet amember of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job.Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.You have been warned.
-Tyler (Fight Club)

"In Tyler we trust."